This is a PSA to Mark Darcy. Should you be planning to come to my doorstep before I go on my mini-break to Paris, please be there this Friday morning at 8:30am sharp. I will happily ask you what you're doing there. You will happily respond that you forgot something, to kiss me goodbye. And no, I will not mind.
Cue snow, "Someone Like You," and really tiny knickers.
