Note: I guessed the answer to two of these three.
(1) What does the Indian say when his dog falls off a cliff?
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(2) Why does the chicken cross the playground?
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(3) What is red and smells like blue paint?
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AnswershiddenintextblockofletterssoyouarelesslikelytoinadvertentlyseethemandthusspoilthesurpriseofthecorniestjokeseveranswernumberoneisdoggoneanswernumbertwoistogettotheotherslideanswernumberthreeisredpaintandnowafewmorelettersthrowninforgoodmeasurebecauseIknowyouareonpinsandneedlesnotwantingthesejokestobespoiled,suchgems.
Still, this did lighten my mood, which was previously "how hard do I have to throw my shoe to kill a man?"
wait, the bad guy who turns out to be the dad from Kindergarten Cop? dude, i think he's from Alabama! Southern solidarity! but he's on his own with those jokes.
ReplyDeleteWow, you're right! From Mobile. That's spooky. Do you have a "semi-famous people from Alabama" book, and do they make a Georgia edition I can read?
ReplyDeletesuper like. I just taught some of my speech kids some jokes today, and I'm totally going to use the chicken joke tomorrow. fun stuff!
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