A Single Girl, A Single Year, and A Love for all things Bridget Jones.
Friday, October 22, 2010
An Open Letter to American Girls who love Brits
Dear American Stick-insects,
Please stop stealing our men! We are only a small island, and a large share of our few single men either have horrid teeth or are poofs. We do NOT need you coming over here, "studying abroad" for your MRS degrees, taking the few eligible men back home with you. Or worse, settling here and rubbing our noses in your wedded bliss. Please settle for your own Clooneys, Pitts, and Damons. I'm in talks with immigration leaders about revoking your visas, particularly should you be a size zero. (UK 2, because honestly, what is a zero? Do you exist or not?)
PS - It's not "quaint" when you say things like "lift" and "flat."