Wednesday, October 27, 2010

What Bridget would think of Eat, Pray, Love

I imagine she'd say something like the following:

So let me just make sure I've got this right.  You have v.g. husband and v. nice house, and you dump both (bonkers!) to go to Rome and eat a lot of food (grand), meditate in India (poorly, I might add - I do better with my at-home yoga DVDs, and I'm total crap), and fall in love in Bali with some importer-exporter? (Ask Shaz about men like THAT - I'm minus one bra and a fortnight without ciggies because of him!)  All the while, you did it on your editor's tab?

........can I have the number for your agent?

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Yes, Bridge, you and me both please.

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