Weight: x+14

Have just lost a pound by eating only yogurt covered pretzels. A step up from nutella. New diet plan? Maybe will publish book for followers.  Note:  I should really donate my body to science when I die to find out if I'm a part of some form of evolution.  Well, I guess *I* wouldn't find out so much, but would help mankind.  Greater good and all that.

Must pat myself on back for not arguing with neighbors on HOA message board for parking illegally in visitor space.  Real struggle as they were actually parking in the visitor spot that I like to use illegally.

Have only broken 2 resolutions:  not biting nails and taking vitamins.  Another 28 to break before the year is out!