Weight: x+15...new birthday goal time?  x+13.  That's still a half-a-pound-a-day, but it just isn't going to be as many days....which is ok.  Maybe birthday can be postponed.

Dear Network Execs,
If you don't want to hear your own hold music that advertises your own shows and your own recording artists, neither does anyone else. Please stop having Hannah Montana hold music and subjecting us all to You Get the Best of Both Worlds.  DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF BELLY-ACHING TO ME WHEN I PUT YOU ON HOLD!

Sincerely,
Me

PS - Or don't complain when you come back from a long hold and hear me singing "you get the limo out front - hottest styles, every shoe, every color...err...hi."