Weight: x+15.6....if I were still doing the half-a-pound-a-day pre-birthday plan, this would be good news!

Einstein defined insanity as doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.  In which case, I am certifiable. 

Think about it: 
When your car doesn't crank in the morning, do you crank it a few more times just in case? 
When you eat the same things, do you expect to lose weight? 
When you get up at the same time, do you expect to make it to work on time for a change? 
When you have the same expenses, do you expect to somehow save money? 

Surely, no one is passing the sanity test at this point.  Least of all Bridget, and right before Bridget comes me. 

Problem is, sometimes you do get your car to start on the 2nd crank, you do lose weight eating the same things, you do get to work on time by the luck of no traffic, and you somehow find more money hidden in a couch cushion and add it to your savings. 

So are we insane, or is the world?