Another similarity between me and Miz Jones: A great relationship with our father-figures. Mine isn't quite as easy to explain relationship-wise, but what does blood matter really?
My relationship with Jeff began when he started dating my mom back in the 4th grade. He was the one who told my mom that I should be allowed to do things like ride in the front seat, order food for myself, speak. He has been teaching me how to play tennis for going on 21 years now, and we've been making Seinfeld references for about as long. (My mom didn't think it was nearly as funny - probably because she didn't get it.)