9:30am - V. excellent way to stay in touch with friends/fam. Think will only contribute v. important information as public service. Perhaps will get award for alerting people of natural disaster such as .4 earthquake in Los Angeles.
10:00am - Why does Shaz have more followers than I do?
11am - Right, my office is v. small in comparison to whole news organization. So what, that publishing co-workers don't participate in new media as much as journalists.
Noon - Surely will get more followers while off having lunch. Will just check back in later.
2pm - No new followers? Really? Why does no one care what I think? I have thoughts.
3pm - Major brainwave. Will post witticisms and link to celebrity gossip articles.
4pm - Hmm, can't think of witticism. Oh well, here's an article about Brangelina - must post!
5pm - No new followers still? Good thing time to leave work. Cannot handle this rejection...